Chris Cain

Bassist for American indie rock band We Are Scientists (WAS). Chris, and the lead singer & guitarist Keith Murray are not only known for their AMAZING music but also their hilarious sense of humor.

George: Hey, ever listen to this band We Are Scientists?

Kate: Hell yes. and Chris Cain is fucking hilarious.

by BeccaRsq January 25, 2009

chris+laylah

A Cute couple that do a lot together, they are honestly adorable and if you mess with Chris you will get it but mess with a Laylah prepare to die.Chris is very protective twords Laylah and he will never let her go. Also Laylah will fight any girl that comes across her bad side but Chris will stop her and do it himself because he cares too much for her. Chris and Laylah are a cute couple and ever girl wants to be like that with their boyfriends because they are the definition of Couple Goals

OMG David why can’t we be like Chris+Laylah >:(

by GoldeCutter May 22, 2018

chris cerulli

A sexy man also known as Chris Motionless and is in a band called Motionless in White

Chris Cerulli ia so sexy

by Grell Motionless June 12, 2016

Chris Wolstenholme

The coolest guy on the planet. Bassist for the British band Muse. Known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)

Chris Wolstenholme is a legend!

by curious_orange December 23, 2008

Chris Browned

To take your frustration out on a person, as in punch in the face, or slap..

My girlfriend started to make disrespectful comments toward me so I Chris Browned her. I bet she won't be talking no more..

HAHA that why your girlfriend just Chris Browned you...

by 0HS0P0PPiN February 9, 2009

Chris Chan

Christine Weston Chandler a.k.a CWC, and Chris Chan (previously Christian Weston Chandler) is a youtuber and the infamous creator of the webcomic and character Sonichu. Chris has been a troll target since 2007, by sites like 4-Chan, because of the art he has created and her online behavior. In July of 2021, he became viral and went to prison for alledged intercourse with his elderly mother.

Person 1: Did you hear that Chris Chan fucked his mom?

Person 2: No, thats crazy!

by swagmancool193 December 4, 2021

Chris TDL

A literal bullshit magnate. TDL may be an acronym for "The Dream Life", because this idiotic klutz is clearly living in a dream made up by himself. He proclaims to be an AI researcher, among other things, working 24/7 to conquer the world with his phantasmagoric plans to implant TDL microchips in human beings, but in fact, he spends his sad life making dreadfully weird GIFs on Tenor and Giphy.

Steven: Did you see these new cringe Chris TDL GIFs?

Ted: Yeah. My god he's a strange little being. What goes through his head when he posts these online?

Steven: Maybe he got the Chris TDL microchip implant, which is why he acts like a delusional weirdo.

by DelusionalTDL May 23, 2021