Chester Mustache

A super thin, scraggly, tinsy-winsy pathetic attempt at a mustache. Usually found on a creepy middle-aged guy who doesnt get laid unless it comes out of his wallet. Sadly molesters usually have them (hence the name).

Rachel: OMG Richard has a chester mustache!!
Chris: dude thats effing nasty!
Rachel: i know! and he wonders why he cant get a girl friend...

by !Sexy_Time! December 26, 2009

Willie Chester

a person who is gay or retarted

Terence is a Willie Chester

by Birdkilla05 October 27, 2003

chestery

A guy who seems like he would or has molested children or raped a woman.

"that guy at the park was so chestery I had to take my kids back home!"

by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005

mr chesterfield

A teacher, if you are 1 second late for his class your gone. Also Mr Chesterfield says "Be On Time", Other names, Mr Chesterfield, Mr Chestiballs, Senior Ballos Chesty and Chesty

Mate, we have to hurry uo for Mr Chesterfields class were gone.

Mr Ballos Chesty smells of sweat and dirt

by fucking hell mate October 22, 2013

chater

drives a clio ("bah...my clio...bah!)
drinks shitloads in risa ("bah...500 pints in 10seconds...bah!")
bigger piece than alun
also known as Adam
smokes more than is possible
fortunately i never have to see him and adam again
bah bah bah bah bah bah puf puf puf bah bah glug glug glug bah bah bah

queef

by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003

Chester, PA

one of the top 50 wealthiest counties in the NE. a suburb south of philadelphia. home of mtv's jackass & viva la bam & longwood gardens. you'll fit right in with a SUV, membership at the dupont country club, & a lacoste polo (collar popped). the only place where girls will drive an hour to the king of prussia mall just to pick up the latest coach bag or to hit the abercrombie. weekends consist of clubbing in philly, getting wasted on daddy's grey goose in a lavish basement (hot tub, open bar, & theater), or driving to a beach house on the delaware shore.

"wessst chessster is the bessst chessster" - the chester girl's drunk call

by lee October 7, 2006

chestermere lake middle school

this school is full of cock sucking whores that are high as fuck all the time and all the boys just want a blow job and the teachers dont even teach stuff properly i think i walked in one my gym teachers fucking yesterday like come on

did you know that chestermere lake middle school is just a drug front for people that sell crack

by clms hater September 19, 2018