Crap Smasher

A person who smashes (fucks) some crap, usually in someone else's ass.

Look at that crap smasher over there. He's nothing but a crap smasher.

by Crap Smasher June 8, 2018

crap news

Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.

Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?

Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?

by kcm556 June 2, 2017

Snap and Crap

The action of snapchatting and shitting simultaneously.

"The shower curtains and mirror were an obvious give away John was doing a snap and crap."

by grayvie train November 7, 2016

crap dumping

When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.

"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."

"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."

by clem7632 June 23, 2008

Christmas crap

Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.

Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!

by Tiernan47 August 5, 2022

crap for brains

Literally having shit in your skull, in place of brains.

Stu has shit for brains, that fools needs to FFIO.

by Hempknight January 24, 2003

crap shoot

crap shoot = college admissions

Admission to the top 10 colleges in the U.S. is a crap shoot no matter how good you are.

by itisi November 13, 2007