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Glimmer of crap

When one is constipated and gets excited at every small sensation of pressure within. This small hope of release is called a glimmer of crap.
Fml, I’m constipated again, not even a glimmer of crap all week!
by dontuseyourrealname101 January 11, 2022
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Crap smear

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.
I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
mugGet the Crap smearmug.

Whatever and crap

When someone is unable to complete their sentence or bring across his point, whatever and crap or whatever and shit is substituted to complete the sentence.
Like I said before man whatever and crap”
“Downstairs looks dirty whatever and shit”
by Telemachus the shepphard November 15, 2019
mugGet the Whatever and crapmug.

crap dumping

When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.
"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."

"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
by clem7632 June 23, 2008
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Christmas crap

Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.
Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!
by Tiernan47 August 5, 2022
mugGet the Christmas crapmug.

crap for brains

Literally having shit in your skull, in place of brains.
Stu has shit for brains, that fools needs to FFIO.
by Hempknight January 24, 2003
mugGet the crap for brainsmug.

crap shoot

crap shoot = college admissions
Admission to the top 10 colleges in the U.S. is a crap shoot no matter how good you are.
by itisi November 13, 2007
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