semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018

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just clawse

What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)

I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!

by QuacksO November 23, 2018

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mandible claw

matthew taking a widowmaker from behind who then gets taken by a road hog

omg that mandible claw was so good last night

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

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Inverted Claw

Where as an individual grasps the scrotum to such an extent to draw the testicles in a downwards path to provoke enjoyment.

Hey bro he gave ya the inverted claw

by Turkey grab January 27, 2019

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Swinging claw

A new object in Super Mario Maker 2. This grabs on to Mario and holds him in midair. This can also start with and pick up enemies. It drops them if you get close.

I love the new swinging claw!
This swinging claw sucks!

by AntIs_Cool July 5, 2019

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