Chair Force

The most important part of the Airforce. Where the planning goes on. Where decisions are made.

Before the Airforce can do their work, the Chair Force tells them what to do.

by JB Weld February 21, 2017

Chair Tuba

another word for farting loudly or with musical qualities.

After that burrito, I was playing the chair tuba all afternoon!

by JohnnyTexas March 9, 2006

Claire

someone you'll never forget. she'll make sure you remember her. secretly has one best friend, its not obvious but she's mysterious, good athlete, has one boy that she loves with a passion, popular, hot, rockin bod specially a$$(; sexyyy and sweeet. 0nce you get to know her you'll lovee err

claire's so hot
oh yeaa

by luvrboii December 30, 2011

amish rocking chair

An act performed after human feces is frozen, as in a frozen stanley or a frozen francis. Two men then put opposing ends of the frozen turd in their rectums and proceed to "rock" back and forth, attempting to reach assgasm before the poopy melts.

Jacob: Dude, did you see those two guys over there in the corner?

Mike: Yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of shit.

Jacob: Yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.

by cool mr poopface May 5, 2007

Claire's Ears

The large, cheap earrings you find in the store Claire's that every wannabe thug, gangsta, hoodlum or go getta are sporting.

Basically, trying to look icy, but on a small time budget.

I like my guys to sport the Claire's ears.

He so broke, he got Claires Ears.

by Lil A Sizzle February 12, 2009

claire kwuned

When someone ruins something by posting it to their facebook wall every few seconds or constantly talking about it.

Oskar: oh dude, check out these sick beats.
Jonah: Yeah they are okay, but that track totally got claire kwuned like a month ago.
Oskar: God damn it.

by sickoner June 30, 2011

Claire

A funny person who can be annoying around their good friends Claire’s are loyal and are usually the Therapist of their friend group even if they are single

Friend 1:Claire I don’t know how to tell this boy I like him

Claire:just be honest and if he doesn’t like you back it’s his fault

by Wassupworld246 October 19, 2019