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Pasta boat

Filling a bathtub with steaming pasta and having intercourse with a gay Italian
The cleaning lady had a hard time drying out the bathtubs from last nights pasta boat.
by AronTheChairJacoby September 5, 2016
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Shrimp boat

Blowing of ones nose through one nostril holding the other nostril closed with ones index finger also as an aid in aiming the snot and booger spray.
I shrimp boated a giant booger on the door handle.
by 666Ryder666 September 21, 2021
mugGet the Shrimp boatmug.

Boat Pikeys

In 2022 a crack commando unit of small boat fishermen, and a cameraman, were put together by a YouTube star, who’s a bit of a big deal. These men promptly set about some of the most extreme small boat fishing seen in the British Isles. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as anglers of fortune. If you have a fish you don’t know how to catch and nobody else can help you, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Boat Pikey team.
“Are you fucking kidding me, there’s no chance of catching a fish that size on that gear, not unless you’re the Boat Pikeys”.
by FishFast September 3, 2022
mugGet the Boat Pikeysmug.

Salted Boat

A female who has an abundance of sex. i.e non virgin.
"Heather always has seamen on her boat. Her boat is totally salted."

A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."
by Heather and Caitlin January 19, 2011
mugGet the Salted Boatmug.

puss boat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between a smoking hot vagina, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Hey Chris and Stacy that girl over there likes to party, we should ask her if we can give her a couple of puss boats!
by BigSpenceDaddy May 14, 2014
mugGet the puss boatmug.

boat waffle

A dick head. Probably named Mark Zuckerberg and verses in stealing other people's shit
Don't be a zuckerberg! Fuck you bro! Your mom's the boat waffle😂
by BradmfknBrad June 30, 2020
mugGet the boat wafflemug.

U-boat

When a man sneaks up on his girlfriend or wife while she is sleeping and puts it in her butt.
While Emma slept, Gary snuck under the covers and gave her the... u-boat.
by The Blodger October 27, 2011
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