The Blizzard Policy

The blizzard policy is "No fun allowed" as it's based off many of their updates to the games that Blizzard entertainment.

Blizzard: oh I heard you were exploiting in a dungeon created years ago and not getting any reward out if it besides seeing the design behind the dungeon. Gonna have to get banned now

Player: Damn forgot about The Blizzard Policy

by Cthun October 30, 2018

420 Blizzat Joint

The true big smoke.

i smoked a mad 420 Blizzat Joint last night

by douk April 24, 2019

Scissor Blizzard

An all girl orgy

I walked into the bachelorette party to surprise her but I was the one who was surprised when I saw the Scissor Blizzard going on.

by Gamemaster21 October 30, 2019

nizzard blizzard

What stilts-enthusiast King Birtram's patrol-cats prevent by guarding the Kingdom Of Binn's dike-trees night and day.

I take it that there is enough of a nizzard blizzard at egg-hatching time to keep the population of said snooty blackbirds fairly stable, since after his banishment, the evil Lord Droon was made to gaggingly make a meal out of one or more cooked specimens of said troublesome flapper three times a day.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

mud blizzard

The action of man cumming in a girl's rectum, then her breaking wind in his face.

Baby girl tonight's erotic forecast is gonna be crappy. They're projecting its gonna be a mud blizzard.

by xHotSauce April 24, 2020

Not Blizzard

It is a blizzard but it doesn't stick to the pavement

aw mans its not blizzarding again

by Your Couisn Frank October 30, 2020

felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.

After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard

by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021