Rap blanket

a imaginary blanket of rap music to help you calm down

i dont have time to com up with a example for Rap blanket

by joedbreeze April 10, 2008

Fuck Blanket

Someone you settle for so that you are warm and sexually satisfied throughout the winter months.

I need someone I don't have to worry about to be my fuck blanket this January.

by Lemon Pippin November 29, 2011

face blanket

This is a simply a beard.

"Hey it's getting cold out"
"I know, it's so cold I think it might be time to grow a face blanket."

by MHSL January 27, 2013

gookie blanket

any blanket a white person would not use, preferred by those of Asian descent. Three out of four gookie blankets are infected with SARS.

Ahhh man that asian kid brought in his gookie blanket for show and tell, we need to get some chicken soup and ginger ale or we'll get SARS.

by Tyrone "The Kid" Jackson March 1, 2008

pigs in a blanket

the police when they in they squad cars.

matt: yo dude, check it out.

justin: ha, it's da pigs in a blanket!

by pimpmaster25 December 30, 2007

vagina blanket

a SUGAR cone with melted ice cream dripping down it. so named because of resemblance to the face of a girl who is about to ejaculate. for WAFFLE cone, see oprah.

though refreshing, ice cream is not a good remedy for the summer heat because if you start talkin' to some bitch and forget about your treat, it could become a vagina blanket

by foxpack June 5, 2004

Blankenship

A Happy Blankenship without the blowjob. Usually found hanging out with short angry people with red hair. Blankenships have been known to screw up the the easiest of tasks because they MICRO-MANAGE.

I hate working for Blankenship and his evil step-dad.

by FuzzyManPeach December 29, 2009