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A guy willing to hook up with a chick that has children from a previous relationship. Some step-kids will love him and others will not. The step-kids real dad is either not in the picture or there was a split from the kid's mom for some reason.
If a kids lucky they're mom will find them a good step-dad and not some fucker who treats them like shit.
by jpg3 January 09, 2011
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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A real man that steps up and takes care of some other guys children after having wed their mother. This man is helping his wife to raise the children and he is either appreciated or he isn't. Not all stepdads are mean, bullies, assholes, etc. that abuse the head of household position. There are stepdads that really do care and only want the best for his " family ". Not all stepdads are some loser these kid's mom picked up someplace. Most moms put a lot of thought into choosing the man she wants to help take care of those she dearly loves.
Two teens were hanging out talking about life at home. One told the other how his stepdad didn't respect him and treated him like crap. The other teen responded " Wow dude, that sucks, my stepdad is the best thing that ever happened for my mom and me."
by jpg3 August 10, 2010
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A colossal loser who marries your mom and is sweet at first but then will get increasingly abusive towards you. He doesn't see you as a human being. You are a constant reminder of another man's dick being inside his wife. The greatest obstacle between him and your mom having a beautiful life together. Reason for his every irritation and problem. A guy who will abuse you only emotionally if he is a coward and also physically if he is a loser.

He will seem like the nicest guy ever in front of the rest of the family. Like a hero and the greatest blessing for you and your mom. He will never show his dark side to anyone but you and your mom. Actually the though of someone knowing about his abusive behavior is the most terrifying thing in existence for him.

Also thank your mom who exchanged your childhood and healthy mental development for regular dick and payed checks.

But there will be a day when you will stand up to your loser step-father and it will be a moment of pleasure. At that moment you won. From there on things will never be as they used to be. Tables will turn slowly and you will end up freed from your loser step-father eventually.
My new step-dad is so nice. He buys me a lot of gifts and plays with me.

My step-dad no longer plays with me.

My step-dad yells at me sometimes. E.g. for not taking out the garbage.

My step-dad constantly remind me he pays for my food and living, despite the fact I'm in 7th grade.

My step-dad doesn't allow me to eat food that my mom cooks anymore. My mom has to buy me separate food.

My step-dad throws the garbage bags into my room. Then tells me to stop crying.

My step-dad constantly reminds me to go live with my real father.

My step-dad always yells at me why am I still here.

My step-dad doesn't allow me to go out.

My step-dad prevents me from going to the bathroom or clean my teeth or shower.

My step-dad doesn't allow me to move around the house or keep the light on in my room because he pays for the electricity.

Yesterday I started called my step-dad a motherfucker. I slammed doors. Threw thing at him. Told him I was here first. Told him he can go fuck himself and his rules.

My step-dad is afraid to say something to me. He bitches about me only to my mom.

I moved out out the house. I am no longer living with my step-dad.
by Ahojli January 17, 2020
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A man your mom "loves" but not all the way and he treats her kids like shit but his own kids like royalty sometimes and they usually have a lot of ex's
My stepdad is a jerk
by the experience ed November 11, 2018
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control freak , prick, bitch ass ni**** who thinks he runs the house cuz he married a woman with kids. crazy , annoying, and doesn't respect anyone but himself.
my stepdad broke my door again cuz i forgot to do my laundry.
by thetruthugh March 18, 2019
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A guy who's married to his wife, beats her step-kids and sleeps with other women. Thinks he can do anything he wants. Has a dependency for alcohol and gets very nasty when drunk.
Male 1: Did you hear about the loud noises coming from that house over the road last night?

Male 2: No I didn't. Why, has something happened?

Male 1: Well, I heard Susan's husband went bat-shit crazy and threatened to kill everyone, I mean you could the hear the dogs barking too. It lasted for ages.

Male 2: What a crazy way to live! I wouldn't like for him to be my stepdad.

Male 2: Yeah, tell me about it. Hope Susan's two sons are okay.
by elbenjo90 February 22, 2019
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