Behumptuously

It can mean whatever you want it to mean.

“I shit behumptuously.”

by E Man 23 May 16, 2019

Blumpelrumpskin

To recive a blowjob from a woman sitting on the toilet with explosive diarrhea,

She did a blumpelrumpskin to him at the party

by Alan j Osmond May 31, 2019

Beumen

A Bellmen who works for a large scale hotel or resort who must carry "heffers" to rooms also known as full luggage carts. Beumen often check in guptas for little to no tip at all, as a result some "Buemen" have resorted to trading stocks to find a way out of hospitality.

"Beumen!" The bellmen yelled as he knocked on the guest door to complete a delivery.

The Beumen stood in the bell closet on a slow day, they checked their investing apps looking to take quality trades.

by Beumenwhotrade April 21, 2020

blumperkuffnin

The lowest of low. The worst of the worst. The absolute most garbage human being ever to exist.

Hey, do you know that girl Kelsey?
Yeah, she’s such a Blumperkuffnin

by acclimator May 16, 2020

Blump

Adjective

A complex state of being sad, hungry, and bored at an ungodly hour of the day.

It was already 3 am and Karen was feeling a little blump, barring her self-imposed social decorum and the fact that she gorged herself on a bucket of chicken wings not but a few hours ago. Yes, indeed, Karen was a feeling quite blump.

by momomoniker September 15, 2020

beemp steemp

When you're steemping the beemp.

Axel: Yeah man, I hit that beemp steemp last night.
Cyrus: No way, you steemped the beemp?

by bobcatbutt November 22, 2020

Blumpkin Spoogester

A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.

The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.

by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021