heffers

its when a person says he will never do something, and when none of his boys are around he does it.
"man i'll never sleep wit a fat bitch"
and then his boy later catches him fucking a fat bitch in a bush or something that means he's a hefer or hefing ass nigga.
by T dub444 May 19, 2005
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heffer

a word to describe an obesely obese person or a name to which you will randomly call someone who has caused you annoyance.
"oh my life! look at that heffer over there, erghh"
"argh your such an effing heffer"
by beth + megs April 18, 2008
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heffer

Either a fat person or a pregnant cow, whichever is nearest.
Apparently, in the good old US of A, you're never, on average, 0.39 metres away from a heffer.
by Johnny English March 12, 2004
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heffer

A girl that has a really bad attitude; a derogatory term
That heffer has the worst attitude, I can't STAND her!
by Diabla0Diosa June 01, 2005
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heffer

1. A steer on Rocko's Modern Life
2. A very fat woman
"Hi! I'm Heffer!"
"Whoa! Look at the size of that heffer!"
by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 07, 2003
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1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.
2. A female cow
3. A pregnant female trying to hide it by saying she's fat.
"wow she is such a heffer! she never stops telling me what im doing wrong, that fat heffer!"
"farmer joe just bought a heffer for only $300!"
"her stomach is looking big lately..she says she is just gaining weight but i think she is really a heffer."
by onethereal March 13, 2010
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i hate that heffer
by erqui13 July 11, 2008
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