Cookie Bitch-Bastard

Any really stupid person who steals my cookies.

"You cookie bitch-bastard! I can't believe you would do that! I'm going to cry now."

by .jessica. AKA Agent Mothman July 24, 2008

Bashar Al-Assad

Greatest president in the Middle East and even if media paints him as a dictator he stands strong and his people love him,

That’s a cool guy like Bashar Al-Assad

by Rodolfo Ali April 15, 2019

toss the bastard

To masturbate (male).

Johnny makes time everyday to toss the bastard.

by EntropySoup June 10, 2008

bastard head

a ultimate bastard. irritating cunt

you bastard head!!!!!

by RanCorX2 October 19, 2006

Rat bastard

the most annoying little shit on the earth who bugs you all the time

Jon Finchen AKA the greaseball
Dan Barber or wee man

by CrispyFried May 14, 2003

Attention Bastard

The male counterpart ot the common attention whore.Characterized by sad and pathetic blogs,posts or bulletins complaining about how terrible their lives are because they aren't either drunk or having sex.Noted for blaming their current situation on anyone but themselves.

He was such an attention bastard that he posted three seperate threads complaing about how much his life sucks.

by Bizarro Waffle Monkey October 19, 2008

Sad Bastards

The sorta people that leave really pathetic definitions on here as they have nothing better to do!

U lot are sad bastards

by Stevie September 8, 2004