Person 1: My cat just just got a tracheostomy.
Person 2: So did you get to seventh base with it yet?
Person 2: So did you get to seventh base with it yet?
by itGoesInTheButt October 21, 2009
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by motorboat 'em April 07, 2014
A politically correct way of saying that the government is going to give tax-payer's money to religious groups so they can use it to persue their religious agenda.
'Faith-based initiative' sounds less threatening than 'religious school' and so is less likely to scare people. This phrase is increasingly being used in the US and the UK.
'Faith-based initiative' sounds less threatening than 'religious school' and so is less likely to scare people. This phrase is increasingly being used in the US and the UK.
Tony Blair: I think faith-based schools will benefit our children.
Journalist: So you're saying that you want to let religious organisations educate our children so they can learn that evolution and creationism are equally valid?
Tony Blair: They will receive a balanced education.
Journalist: So it's okay for children to be taught to doubt evolution and consider the earth to have been created within the last 10,000 years by a god? All this at the tax-payer's expense.
Tony Blair: Next question please.
Journalist: So you're saying that you want to let religious organisations educate our children so they can learn that evolution and creationism are equally valid?
Tony Blair: They will receive a balanced education.
Journalist: So it's okay for children to be taught to doubt evolution and consider the earth to have been created within the last 10,000 years by a god? All this at the tax-payer's expense.
Tony Blair: Next question please.
by thepreacher April 27, 2006
The act of propping open a woman's anus with a metal ring and placing one's testicles in her. Remove the ring and the testicles will be trapped inside her until the women releases her sphincter and passes stool. The act of the woman shitting one's testicles out is called "fifth base".
My girlfriend wanted a little more than anal sex last night so i decided to take her to fifth base. The ring hurt her but not as much as her ass hurt me!
by verticle;:) October 22, 2010
Josh: I totally got to first base yesterday.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.
by Stormstopper October 01, 2011
Someone affiliated with the military who spends all their time on the base and hardly ever ventures out into the world outside. Common in remote/overseas locations.
Dude, Mark and his wife will never go downtown with us, they're total base cadets. I bet they're at Anthony's Pizza right now.
by caytinator January 24, 2011