Barbellbender

• Powerlifter that lifts heavy weight in very aggressive and vulgar manner
• Fucks bitches and gets money

No wonder he’s getting all the girls, he’s a Barbellbender.

by BBC304 October 9, 2018

barberian

A sarcastic term for a member of a primitive-but-savvy "deep jungle" tribe of natives who save money by giving each other haircuts instead of paying a professional to do it, causing all of the "clip-joints" in the area to file for bankruptcy.

I've taken the whole "barberian" concept to a while new level --- I don't have much "brain fur" to begin with, and it's always kinda thin and stringy anyway, so each year I just use electric clippers to "buzz my head bald" when the weather-temperatures moderate in the late spring, and then over the following months my hair and beard eventually grow back sufficiently to keep me warm enough in the wintertime.

by QuacksO November 1, 2018

barbecue sauce

Has feelings as well as being a quality source of memes.

Barbecue sauce has feelings and to everyone who says they don’t picks their teeth at thier lockers and is 2 ft and 1 in.

by 2.5’s grandson November 25, 2018

Bareback fart

The technique of pressing your naked butt against another naked body and farting.

I like to surprise my girlfriend with a bareback fart before I trap her in the Dutch oven.

by Vince I March 31, 2019

Barebones

something that is in anyway very simple or "just the essentials", not complex. Mainly used for the computer type but also works for other stuff.

"he purchased a barebones pc"
"nothing but the barebones"

by BPTRY June 29, 2019

Barbeque my kangaroo

Suck my dick

Guy: WHO HERE WANTS TO BARBEQUE MY KANGAROO
Girl: MEEE

by Woahorate July 12, 2019

Barber

A person who is misleading or pretends to not like what he/she is doing

The leader of this Amino is such a barber

by Mundee05 July 26, 2019