A person whose sole mission in life seems to be tearing down UW-Madison, mostly because they weren’t admitted.
“Every time someone mentions Madison, John—the Badger Basher who wanted to attend but was rejected—delusionally insists that Whitewater is superior.”
by anonymous January 2, 2025
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by anonymous July 19, 2021
Get the badger scratching mug.Ellie Badger is a world class girl, she really does light up every room she walks into. If you have an Ellie Badger then hold onto this girl. She makes an amazing cup of tea, Ellie Badger can be quite over baring but that’s why all of her friends adore her, she loves her family and would do anything for them, don’t mess with Ellie Badger’s family and friends! She is kind hearted and has an amazing sense of humour. Not to mention her beauty and dazzling looks. Hold onto her, trust me.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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There were a lot of badgers at that Britain First rally, on Saturday!
There were a lot of badgers at that Britain First rally, on Saturday!
by MaksR January 10, 2024
Get the Badger mug.A version of the Murphy Game, a confidence trick used to gain money and valuables from a victim. Basically a combination of extortion and strong arm robbery.
A male and female team carries out this con. The female entices a male mark, preferably a married business man, to come back to her apartment or hotel room. The mark thinks he is going to have sexual relations with her. She gets her victim to start disrobing.
At some point her male accomplice (often her boyfriend or husband) bursts into the room (outside door, from another room, or a closet). He threatens to beat up the victim and/or to tell his wife if he doesn't hand over his money and possibly any jewelry in his possession.
A male and female team carries out this con. The female entices a male mark, preferably a married business man, to come back to her apartment or hotel room. The mark thinks he is going to have sexual relations with her. She gets her victim to start disrobing.
At some point her male accomplice (often her boyfriend or husband) bursts into the room (outside door, from another room, or a closet). He threatens to beat up the victim and/or to tell his wife if he doesn't hand over his money and possibly any jewelry in his possession.
The detective wasn't buying the victim's story about being held up in a dark alley. He knew a local bar fly and her boyfriend were using the badger game to rob out of town businessmen like this poor slob.
by Tom D. Gaul August 21, 2022
Get the Badger Game mug.“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.
Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!
by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023
Get the coffee badgers mug.Self congratulating narcissist commonly found at UK festivals frequented by people in Hunter Wellies.
Q: What the shuddering fuck is that outside the Hunter Style Dome?
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.
Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.
Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.
by WideAsItIsLong August 13, 2012
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