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Binger

A combination of binge drinking and going on a bender. It's what you do to ease the pain after succumbing to a coworker and bitcoin shill, only to have it tank 75% shortly after you invest your money.
"hey bro, buy bitcoin it's down to $18k"
"naw bro"
"bro, buy bitcoin, it's down to $17k"
"i'm good"
"man, buy bitcoin, it's down to 16k"
"no thanks"
"holy shit, bitcoin is down to $15k! buy it!"
"no way"
"bitcoin is down to $14k... i'll be buying a fucking yacht when it recovers while you die an old, poor, lonely bastard!"
<buy bitcoin here>
<bitcoin crashes to $7k>
<go on a binger>
by 2fastse May 12, 2018
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Binger

A feminine man who has watched way too much pornography and can only get it up by being pegged by his girlfriend. Bingers have a superiority complex and can't focus on one point due to the dopamine in his brain being messed up from the years of porn use.
That prosecutor must be a binger. He cannot stay on point and always looks like he is pissed off
by SlightlyBased November 15, 2021
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Binger

Someone who has a odd condition where they get hard in reverse, the penis gets hard but at the same time inverts into the persons body giving them a sense of self-masterbatory pleasure. They also like to be yelled at or dominated, often in public infront of crowds. This is how they get off.
As he was yelled at by the based judge, the Binger slowly started to smile as his inverted penis started to penetrate himself giving him the pleasure he was looking for.
by HydroJesus November 16, 2021
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Binger

An Arrogance fueled witch Hunt leader.

Enjoys convincing people that the innocent are guilty and guilty are innocent

Gets off on not letting people off.
This trail is a shame and that man in a Binger!
by SyPhoenix November 17, 2021
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Biggles

A word to describe someone who is very large and fat. Someone who is called this is definitely very sad.
What do you want Biggles?” “Damn you eat a lot Biggles.”
by crunchtown survivor November 30, 2021
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dinge binge

(n.) A certain kind of addictive feature that occurs when a dinge queen goes into a manic state.
"Hey, what's up with Bubba? Did he go on another dinge binge or something?"

"Yes. He's in Harlem Heaven right now."
by Rob Porter September 30, 2007
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Whore Binge

Another name for the time honored American Tradition otherwise known as a Bachelor Party. Characterized by an unrestrained and often excessive indulgence in both the consumption of alcohol and the unrelenting pursuit of any type of physical contact with a female, not his future wife, who engages in sex acts for money. In this case money may be substituted by frivilous gifts (usually girlie shots or witless compliments). Sex acts may not necessarily be exchanged b/w bachelor and female (whore) participants. General grinding, winking, booty shaking, or display of clevage or any bare flesh may suffice. Whore binger's include any type of behavior or over indulgence in which the bachelor's future wife would dispprove of. Generally a whore binger has absolutely nothing to do with whores or male female contact. It has everything to do with the bachelor's and the bachelor's entourage's skewed and alcohol blurred view of the social interaction b/w himself and the females that are attempting to ignore him/them.
Whatever. Have fun and take plenty of 1's on your Whore Binger...Pig!
by P51 February 21, 2011
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