battle of the bulge

when you are in class or another public place and a sexually attractive girl causes you to get an erection, and you attempt to keep it hidden to avoid embarassment

I was in class today when Michelle walked by in her short shorts. It was the battle of the bulge, big time.

by dboyfromdahood March 6, 2013

lightsaber battle

when 2 gay guys smack their penis' aginst each other

Dylan and sabastion are really gay they where up all night having a lightsaber battle

by lmxdoomguyx May 15, 2009

battle ass

A giant ass, typical of the fat asses of many military chicks, especially characteristic with Navy chicks.

That girl has a huge battle ass.

by Jeremy Mullet June 11, 2005

vaginal batteries

its when you charge your cunt up

yo homie slice go charge your moms vaginal batteries

by George McLean February 2, 2007

batteram

The slang name for the B-100, an armored vehicle with a battering ram mounted on the front, used by LAPD SWAT (Special Weapons and Tactics) teams in entering crack cocaine houses by crushing walls and doors.

Yo, gee, listen to some Toddy Tee's ol' school raps on police brutality and crushing down CPT crack-houses in his track from '85 - 'Batteram'

by lou benny November 9, 2008

battle ears

Aggressive ear posture on animals with flexible external ear position where the ears lie flat against the back of the head and/or neck.

I knew Kim's cat was pissed that I had picked her up when she showed me battle ears.

by ephemeral_star99 June 22, 2008

Battle Jack

Is when someone masturbating or jack-off in a warzone when theres nothing much to do beside gun-fights.

Soldier 1: "hey dude, have you ever thought about a battle jack?"
Soldier 2: "Are you mad???"
Soldier 1: "Beside, you might be the first kid on the block you know?"

by MasturbAZN February 4, 2009