Urban Bitchionary

Someone who spends their free time searching up dumb shit on Urban Dictionary. An example of an Urban Bitchionary, is you.

You're an Urban Bitchionary, why'd you search this up?

by RandomRubbishRick November 24, 2022

Urban Dick-tioner

A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.

"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."

by YouHateToSeeIt June 24, 2020

Urban Calamari

Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.

The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.

by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019

Urban Nine

Urban Nine a guy who fucks you in your sleep

Man bro it felt like Urban Nine was inside me

by Urban Nine February 02, 2023

Ricky urban

The act of slobbering all over and downing snapples left and right while still maintaining consciousness even though u r in the verge of collapsing

He Ricky urbaned

by Jeff826373848 November 20, 2018

Urban pum

The act of picking up a city girl if you're from the countryside

Country guy : hey pum ting wanna come to my gaff

City girl : yh babe we'll do it all night

Country guy: (on phone to his friend ) "yo fan just got that fresh urban pum enit

by Saucy 823 March 02, 2016

Urban Dictionary Logic

The fact that this definition will get rejected.

Me: I call it "Urban Dictionary Logic".
Also Me: oh shit it actually worked?

by Bucketism January 07, 2020