deez nuts

to suck on deez nuts

person 1: bro you know sugon?
person 2: who tf is sugon?
person 1: sugon DEEZ NUTS!

by The Deez Nuts Guy February 21, 2022

Nut

An action where a man takes his penis and releases sperm

He nutted all over the place

by Melvin Smelvin April 18, 2023

Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.

Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!

by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014

wonderland nuts

Experienced by men, younger and older, who have sever ball chafe, either from swimming or sweating and walking. AKA Wonderland nuts. First experienced when going to a water park rides at Canada's wonderland and not changing shorts but walking around all day, and have sever chafing of the balls.

dude this hike we have to stop, I got wonderland nuts. they fucking hurt.

by sed8ted/ontario/can November 23, 2019

Bust a Nut

The term bust a nut is a slang term referring to the action of ejaculation.

L : "I'm about to bust a nut"
H : "bro too much information"

by Тимофей March 24, 2023

Nuts

(informal) Go to hell

"Nuts!" , said the commander to the request for surrender

by Apollo Not Food June 17, 2021

Frazzled nut

When you need an espresso shot but you only get the nut.

Oh I got a frazzled nut this morning, seems like he’s been holding back! Time for coffee!

by Seattle2022 June 18, 2022