Doubie

A shorter way of saying douche bag.

(DOO)-Bee

Friend: So I was banging your girlfriend last night...
Friend 2: Fuck you doubie.

by lmmature December 18, 2012

doubletake

When you are doin your business on the can,wipe,start to get up and need to sit back down beacuse u gotta go...again.

Even though I shit a brick, there was more for the doubletake.

by MCBurg March 3, 2005

DougLESS

Any person by the name of Douglas who exhibits LESS than adequate skills in anything he tries to do. Simple stated a buffoon or simpleton.

DougLESS stopped by before. Man that guy is clueless. How does he even have a job here?

by RigginsDude March 6, 2008

canadian doubles

like normal tennis, but the extra guy balances on the net cord and tries to win points on the players on each side. if he scores a point on one, the other gets a point. the player with the most points when the guy on the net has to get down to go to the bathroom wins.

it is however, a homosexual sport, since it orignated in canada.

"me, my dad, and some homeless man are going to play canadian doubles on friday. we are going to give him a bottle of whiskey as a reward after. wanna come watch?"

"no, thats fucking gay dude."

by shiftyjew April 29, 2010

Doublemint

Two wicked guy hot twins, preferably identical.

Tiernan and Sean are some hott doublemint dudes.

by Cracka_Joke3 March 27, 2005

doobler

an ordinary high-five, executed twice in rapid succession. usually exchanged between people in the know.

you finally hit it? that calls for a doobler.

note: seasoned doobler-ers do not need to acknowledge the necessity of the doober. it is unspoken.

by WeAreLions April 3, 2009

doublespeak

"I tried pot....but I didn't inhale." - Beelzebill Clinton
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"That depends on what the definition of the word is is." - Beelzebill Satan KKKlinton

bubba 666 kkklinton is the perfect example of doublespeak

by pfffft July 3, 2006