by COLLZ_CJC June 17, 2020
Get the Monkeymug. 
12 Black people walk in a bar. 5 minutes later they have gone full ape shit on the bar tender. then after raping the bartender they used his head to sodomize them selfs.
by fecklord January 15, 2019
Get the monkey gangbangmug. Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶
“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened
We made a song but forgot…
“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened
We made a song but forgot…
by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023
Get the Monkey Jesusmug. Derogatory name used for Canadians because they refuse to accept that America is better and will win any tariff war.
by GreatWhite92 June 6, 2025
Get the Tariff Monkeymug. Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish
TOP DEFINITION
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"
TOP DEFINITION
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"
by Dirtydogger101 September 10, 2020
Get the Monkey facemug. ABSOLUTE BULLSHITSOMEONES LYINGGGG
by ITS JUST MONKEY POO November 26, 2017
Get the monkey poomug.