by Filthy gym sock March 13, 2017
Self-proclaimed foodies that swing from Michelin restaurant to restaurant - dining there as long as the restaurant has been awarded a Michelin-Star.
Larry and Lisa wanted to go to dinner, but they couldn't get a reservation at the Michelin star restaurant. They chose to stay home instead. They sure are Michelin Monkeys!
by Enrique Zeek April 10, 2023
A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.
by Dandalorian December 16, 2022
Similar to the sand monkeys the Mumbai Monkey is a city bound monkey brought up with the smell of shit and Indian
by Shawarma123456789 December 16, 2024
by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022
by drunk driver December 11, 2013
An act being performed by someone's command which is meant to make superiorities look inferior to you.
Pronoun: A man forced government intruders on his device to perform a type of Monkey Dance.
Noun: I just forced a government whigger to do something funny and humiliating.
Pronoun: A man forced government intruders on his device to perform a type of Monkey Dance.
Noun: I just forced a government whigger to do something funny and humiliating.
The governments performed the monkey dance infront of Jonathan. Also mentioned as the Whigger dance; it is multi-series act of performances and intrusions of devices. Say the Chinese government was targeting your device, and you see remote desktop control symptoms. It never happens before or after. But somehow you get them to do it again on command, many times. Whiggers is a word coming from an Adult Swim show, it means wind cyclone slaves (Humor on slavery).....look, it's not me that likes slavery; I just don't know what else to call it. This is coming from someone that has done this, proving this person has proven himself superior to intelligence agencies. This might as well be one of the most official definitions here.
by Brian Swonson March 24, 2024