Shadow Cock

A Cock drawn in a dirty car window. These finger painted cocks are usually applied to the dirty windows of a friends car, but also appear on any dirty surface.

Shadow Cocks can be hidden on a side mirror or behind the rear view mirror or openly displayed on the side or back windows. Multiple shadow cocks are usually applied. On a station wagon the hearse shadow cock can be applied where a matching cock is applied hearse style on opposing back windows.

Oh look a dirty handicapped mini-van, lets shadow cock it.

D-Bag: WTF, why is there a huge cock on my back window?
D-bag's side kick: Uh... You got shadow cocked dude!

by ShadowCocker January 5, 2011

Cock Nutella

The smelly, brown and white substance left on the penis after ejaculating inside someone's dirty butthole during anal sex.

I came inside her butt, and when I pulled out there was cock Nutella on my cock!

by Definitions master May 1, 2014

Cock Smoker

A girl or guy who stops sucking a penis when the precum starts

Dan: Ya get much from Francis?

Jim: Nah...she's a only cock smoker!

John: Don't ya like my cock?

Dave: Yeah it'sgreat!

John: Ya going t' suck some more? I hope ya not just a Cock Smoker...

by Townsman September 27, 2014

Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

protracted cock

a throbbing dcik when hard bends at a precise 30 degree angle and it hurts alot. people with it kill themselves when they have to present

"bro its ashtons turn to present." bruv he has a protracted cock

by penisslayer69420 November 17, 2020

cock jockey

A girl that is an expert at handling a cock.

Lauren L. has had every cock in Massillon, she's a real cock jockey.

by Ask me all about the HO Lauren July 7, 2009

cock famished

When a person has been denied the pleasure of penis in or around the mouth for an extended period of time.

There has been a penis drought in Kathy's mouth I do believe she's cock famished.

by jewfroninja69 March 8, 2014