a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg 

When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!

Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*

a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg by anonymous April 9, 2023

What's the baby using? 

25

-What's the baby using?
-25!

What's the baby using? by Zonkin October 17, 2008

clubbing the baby seal

male masturbation

i walked into jeffs room and he was clubbing the baby seal and i was all like thats distugusting

clubbing the baby seal by snow4fun April 6, 2011

Bathing the baby 

Not bathing the baby is used when doing something to avoid the task at hand.

when having something to do such as homework, housework etc but you are avoiding it you would say "this is not bathing the baby"

Bathing the baby by ssssss89 October 25, 2011

Puppy Monkey Baby 

A kickstart commercial that became a social trend confusing millions worldwide.

Puppy Monkey Baby terrifies, confuses Super Bowl 50 viewers.

Puppy Monkey Baby by Anderjoseph September 22, 2016

Devil's Baby Powder 

When you put 5 grams of cocaine inside someone's rectum and then proceed to snort it out after they have farted. This is practiced in many cultures specially Jew's.

Dominic: Yo I'll put coke in my ass and you snort it
Hector: k m8, I like doing the Devil's Baby Powder when I'm horny.

Devil's Baby Powder by Sex Position's and traditions July 10, 2016

dribble bum baby 

When your father fucked your mother in the arse to prevent her getting pregnant. However his cam ran out her arsehole, down to her cunt and here you are... a dribble bum baby. Commonly used as an insult

Piss off mate, your just a dribble bum baby

dribble bum baby by Sinnie666 November 23, 2017