monkey hot

when you take a bite of somthing and go "ho ho ha ha"

mmm that pizza looks great i'll take a piece... hoho haha that's monkey hot!

by fearlessflasher April 04, 2012

Pipe Monkey

one who plays with cock, mainly in thier mouth, endearing term for a homosexual

Randolph loves the cock, that pipe monkey cant talk for theamount of dick in his mouth

by Goatblower March 14, 2018

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019

sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex

ajas such a sponge monkey!

by tenequia December 13, 2007

Monkeying about

Fucking around

The teacher's gonna be on his case for monkeying about.

by BridalStew September 29, 2021

Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

by slimunator January 29, 2025