Nut

A type of shit placed on the ground so you can crawl on the floor with depression eating potatoes and stealing bagles

It's a bird, it's a plane, no its both, oh hey look some nut

by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 3, 2019

No nut november

A month where people around the world try to stop fapping but fail cause they are pieces of shit.

John:Hi Mike!Did you get past no nut november?
Mike:No,Those hentai videos are too strong for me.

by A Random Wizard July 6, 2018

gazoonkle nuts

That bit of shit that gets stuck on your bum hair after not wiping properly.

My arse is getting a little chaffed, must have left some gazoonkle nuts behind.

by Zillogee December 23, 2020

Shit Nut Squash

Shit Nut Squash

“You fucking kids nowadays have it so fucking easy back in my day we used to have Shit Nut Squash for thanksgiving”

by YungDirtyJeezuz January 5, 2023

deez nuts

penis

deez nuts

by godgamer3438 June 1, 2022

shrimpy nuts

When something is absolutely wild, unexpectedly rad, or mind-blowing. Can also be used to describe someone who’s adorably attractive or charming in an offbeat way.

“Bro, that street performer juggling flaming shrimp? Shrimpy nuts.”
“Yo, this Thai place? Shrimpy. Freakin’. Nuts.”
“Did you see her outfit? Total shrimpy nuts vibes.”

by Tremendous Tom April 3, 2025

Nutjazzled nut

Nutjazzled nut, “when she wants it rough but you’ve already tried ribbed condom”

Johnny: “she wanted it differently last night !”
Paul: “oh dear me what have you done this time ?”
Johnny: “Nutjazzled nut”
Paul: “what’s that?”
Johnny: “When you take your cockend, dip it into the manuka honey and sprinkle some cracked nuts over it, after that push it right in her!”
Paul: “oh boy, hopefully you’ve had an epipen.”

by voyceboy April 20, 2021