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Thumb Head

"Hey guys. I just bleached my hair. I'm a thumb head now. lol"
Thumb Head by Rachael C January 7, 2008
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Bill Maher Head Slam 

A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.

liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)

conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.

(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)

pickledcheese head 

Someones head that looks like a pickle but nothing more than a lot of cheese
also used as an insult
you stupid little pickledcheese head
pickledcheese head by pvtryan` December 6, 2006

egyptian head massage 

Screwing somebody in the eye so hard that their brain turns to mush.
Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned to Brutus and said, "And you, Brutus?"

house head 

someone who has a big ass head, a phat ass head, that bitch is humongous. see opparnate
good morning to everyone except nate, he got a house head.
house head by bitch binch December 22, 2018

polar bear head 

A blowjob with cold hands and lots of teeth.
I got polar bear head last night, it wasn't that great.
I hear Katie gives polar bear head.
polar bear head by Redditor12 February 22, 2014