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red-eye jet-i

noun. red-eye jet-i is a type of Marajuana that gives you the redest eyes. This weed is so dank after you are stoned out of your mind you will forget your eyes are red and most likely get cought.
(from experience of smokeing red-eye jet-i do not forget to put eye drops in before the prosses of smokeing(it still works as well as putting them after just you dont forget))
by The nature smoker November 10, 2009
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I don't recognize this person

What people who can't be wrong, mistaken, or told anything say when any of the listed things happen to them.
Jill: I don't think that I should have to pay taxes, the government doesn't do anything for me.
Bill: What about roads, bridges, public schools, your mother's health care,.............?
Jill: That doesn't come from taxes.
Bill: Yes, it does, I can show you.
Jill: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.

Mother: You're an alcoholic, I found three bottles of hard liquor in your house.
Son: So what? You have twelve.

Mother: All you do is drink all day long. Why don't I have any grandchildren? All of your friends are married, and people are starting to talk.
Son: Well, I don't care what people say.
Mother: All you do is embarrass me. If you weren't drinking all of the time, maybe you'd meet a nice girl and settle down.
Son: I have two jobs! I work all of the time, and I'm trying to stay afloat! Sometimes it's nice to come home to a drink. For that matter, you should know, since you drink five or six martinis a night!
Mother: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.
by Billiamthegreat May 28, 2013
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i only shoot blanks

I have had a vasectomy (tubes tied) my ejaculate cum contains no sperms, cannot make you pregnant, therefore let us fuck each other silly
Hi Babe! We should get to know each other better - I only shoot blanks ...
by MrWhooHoo January 19, 2014
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I could've lived without

Something you say when your friend or peer gives you unneeded or unwanted information
Friend: Dude like last night I totally
totally forgot to change my underwear after I sharted on your sofa.

You : Wow. I could've lived without, dude.
by IJustCant February 23, 2015
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I shit my hardest

A common expression meaning to try ones very best.

To overcome ones most difficult obstacles.
To be said with absolute enthusiasm, or with utmost despair.
Tai- "So how did it come out?"

Amanda- . . . "I shit my hardest"

Tai- *simple smirk and solid head nod
by Product-of-Brooklect October 27, 2016
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i am bullshit mad

When your anger is so insane .... it's like a pile of bullshit
I am bullshit mad right now... my friend, Justine, is a complete bitch
by Astrid857 November 30, 2016
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I love you infinity

I love you infinity is a FACT, which you can not prove wrong so don't even try. It can be used to win any argument about who loves who more.
"I love you infinity, so I automatically win this argument babe."
by Idontcareaboutthispart July 22, 2019
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