Yarn Monkey

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.

This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.

by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011

monkey cute

cute like a monkey

and im not talking bout the actually cute ones

hellen:hey mildred

mildred:hey
hellen:oh it that your baby
mildred oh yeah mhm say hi baby
baby: gahhh*vomits*
hellen: awww sooo monkey cute

by blueparis1012 March 20, 2019

Howler monkey

When a bitch you fucking starts howling cause the cock to much to handle and then you shove a hamster in her ass.

This slut was a howler monkey when I was fucking her.

by Daniel Larson community lovers May 21, 2022

[monkey plugger]

a person who only fornicates black people

dude my manager is such a monkey plugger he only hits on black chicks

by professor anthony hidalgo August 11, 2008

Spelunkey Monkey

Super sexy and funny twitter user

Spelunkey Monkey hahaha

by Spelunkey Monkey July 12, 2021

monkey

to tell someone or something that they are stupid

FLOWER POT U MONKEY!!!!!

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaeeeeeeeeaeaea January 29, 2023

Monkey

Something that we should aspire to return to

Guy: I am bored
Guy two: Look at this dick
Guy: RETURN TO MONKEY IT is tiME BROTHeR

by greyideas get edgy September 23, 2021