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mustard monkey

''shutup you stinky little mustard monkey!''
by chinkyman08 May 13, 2022
mugGet the mustard monkeymug.

monkey knot

clasping your hands together to make a ball then inserting said ball anally, vaginally, or orally
guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!
by nbkNova August 9, 2023
mugGet the monkey knotmug.

Smoke Monkey

City Dweller, Londoner, Mancunian, Liverpudlian, Brummie.
Yeah, i may be a Carrot Cruncher but at least i ain't a Smoke Monkey.
by Fatcnut. October 17, 2023
mugGet the Smoke Monkeymug.

Hang a monkey

To ‘hang a monkey’ is the go smoke some joints or hit a bong with your mates
Noel: Oi jai come hang a monkey with me down at the park
Jai: hell yeah, im down
by Claret103747 April 20, 2020
mugGet the Hang a monkeymug.

poopy headed monkey

Dude, why are you acting so poopy headed monkey-ish around Ryan?
by TeamDarkSci July 8, 2024
mugGet the poopy headed monkeymug.

Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker
I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey
by ARCAD3 May 29, 2023
mugGet the Asphalt Monkeymug.

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