snot glove

Kleenex. Tissue for your nose.

Hand me a snot glove...I've got to sneeze.

by victorzulu November 29, 2010

Wedding Glove

When you jizz the in the sleeve of someones jacket sleeve. When the person puts there arm in the sleeve there hand is covered in white.

Teddy Bear why did you jizz in my sleeve? I got Wedding gloved.

by Teddy Beab February 21, 2011

goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 25, 2011

sitting glove

The act of placing ones penis under the ass of the person sotting

I gave your mom a sitting glove last night

by Gdbni November 7, 2011

Hobo Glovin'

The act of wearing cloth fingerless gloves in public

"Ollie, I see you're Hobo Glovin' it today"

"Yeah, I figured I'd wear them today"

by Shadow the Hellspawn November 23, 2011

lip-glossed

When you cum on a girl's face and spread the cum across her lips... to moisturize them.

"I came on her face, then lip-glossed her."

by cocK Eating Is Very Nice July 20, 2012

Transient Global Amnesia

An excuse for fucking up in a huge way.

I made a mistake, I fucked up, I don't want to accept responsibility for my actions so I'm going to claim Transient Global Amnesia and act like the whole thing never happened.

by Oktobr September 6, 2013