snot glove

Kleenex. Tissue for your nose.

Hand me a snot glove...I've got to sneeze.

by victorzulu November 27, 2010

asses and elbows

To be caught by a supervisor goofing off. Not doing any work. Purposefully standing around not being productive.

Hey. What the hell is with all the asses and elbows (a&e)? Let's get to to work here.

by victorzulu November 27, 2010

fart muffler

Underwear, undergarments.

Do you smell that? I betcha his fart muffler is stained.

by victorzulu November 27, 2010

fart sack

The cover sheet on your mattress.

When doing the laudry today, don't forget to wash the fart sack.

by victorzulu November 27, 2010