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Slap Nut

When someone is a slap nut they are a big beefy idiot
"Be quiet slap nut"
"what did you say nigga"
by anonymous March 11, 2025
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Nut Hut

A homosexual males rectum, (often prolapsed)
Freddie Mercury’s nut hut was quite sore after a long night out.
by StraightoutDaNutHut1972 March 12, 2025
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Nut Job

A boob job for gay men. When a man rubs his penis against another man’s sac reaching climax.
“My boyfriend gave me a nut job last night.”
by ieattoehair March 15, 2025
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nut tool

The long metal tool a follower has to use to free their leader’s nuts when they get stuck in a crack. It should be thin (to account for even the smallest nuts), and ideally have a leash so you don’t drop it. It should also have a hook on the working end. On the handle end a flat spot is nice so when you have to hit it hard to remove their nuts, you don’t hurt your hand.

A person with a rack should absolutely own a nut tool.

Also called a pro key. An important part of your traditional rock climbing toolkit.
“Do you have a nut tool? I don’t want to lose nuts on this climb.”
by GayClimber March 17, 2025
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Crazy Nut

Someone that is completely out of their mind and will start to yell and use verbal language against you immediately even though you are trying to be civil and can’t explain the right things in a proper and calm manner.

For example, a woman will immediately yell, shout, and then patronize in a condescending tone trying to make you seem that YOU are dumbass, however, most of the time, that person (crazy nut) is uneducated and you can’t even explain yourself without trying to have a constructive conversation as real fucking people. This can go well along with men, but in general this one goes out to the ladies.
Lawrence: Dude, I really wanted her to be my girlfriend, but she…
Stephen: She what??
Lawrence: For no reason, she will get super pissed off for any little thing or opinion I tell her. For a few weeks, I had to be careful of what to say because she will become ballistic for no fucking reason.

Stephen: Damn dude, why is she tripping? She’s a crazy nut.

Roel: Yeah, she’s a pano.
by I, TOO.. EAT SPINACH March 24, 2025
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Nuts

Nuts is an expression used when something is so crazy and bonkers that there are no more words to describe it.
Guy 1: My grandma died.
Guy 2: That's Nuts.
by Mr. Grumpus November 23, 2021
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