Kiss the baby

to give oral sex to a pregnant woman.

she was 6 months pregnant and horny so she told me to go kiss the baby.

Kiss the baby by Sean P. K. August 3, 2007

yo baby yo

"pick up line" for "retards"

"yo baby yo" you must be tired, CUZ YOU BEEN RUNNIN' THREW MY MIND ALLLL DAY

yo baby yo by hottest on the block April 2, 2005

fecal baby 

Fantasy offspring of the infertile.

"You're little, you're ugly, you smell bad, but your ALL MINE!"

fecal baby by cornholio October 13, 2003

swamp baby 

a swamp donkey {the product of 2 ugly ass people having sex} that is born and raised in a swamp area.

damn robert, ur one retarded swamp baby. you darn nigglett...

swamp baby by mr. prairie dog December 24, 2008

Scrap Baby 

The hottest thing in the universe, she even has a subreddit with a bunch of people simping for her, and basically waifu material

"Dude, Scrap Baby is so hot."

Scrap Baby by DarudeTheDissapointment July 21, 2020

Spanking the Baby 

Something that looks really nice. Term developed by community college instructors to confuse their students into using slang that does not exist.

The print on that t-shirt is spanking the baby.

Spanking the Baby by Rufus Walker February 7, 2006

Bust it baby 

A girl thats your baby but at the same time she a guaranteed fuck. BIG difference from being your girlfriend and a bust it baby. Someone who's pussy so good that you go through anything to get to it. Your shawty with benefits.

Naw dat ain't main but dats ma bust it baby right der.

Bust it baby by Dez. May 2, 2008