global warming conspiracist

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.

A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.

by Petdragon December 28, 2022

Warm Steven

When you touch penis tip with a flashlight under it, so it glows like Stephen Spielberg's hit classic, ET.

I think about the night me and Frank gave each other warm Stevens often. My wife wishes I would stop talking about it every time ET comes on.

by bigpoopiemaster August 25, 2023

warm Irish vegetarian salad

A bowl of hot chips

Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

slightly warm cheese

when you want to make a grilled cheese but decide to give up resulting in a slightly warm cheese sandwich

I wanted a grilled cheese but i was so hungry i gave up and ate a slightly warm cheese

by FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderBean September 28, 2023

Couch Warming Party

When you buy a new couch for your living area and invite friends / family to sit and flatulate on it as a sign of initiation and good luck.

I just got a couch for my apartment, come over for a couch warming party !

by Dinuel October 1, 2023

Go warm up a pretzel

To go fuck yourself.

Why don't you just go warm up a pretzel.

by asdfweasdfwea December 3, 2021

Millennial Warming

The period originated from the 18th century with the industrial revolution when the global average temperature increased. This is similar to past warm eras such as the Medieval warming and Roman warming. This term was coined by the fame Nobel Peace prize-earner, global physicist in international affairs of the quantum molecular movements professor of Oxford, Juan Hernandez.

Paul : Yo it’s 100 degrees outside, I’m boutta get 4th degree burns. At least I can cook outside cuz I can’t afford a stove.
Juan : Yeah it’s the millennial warming.

by Tssovinar October 17, 2019