Wanky Poo

When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.

Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.

Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.

by Rumball June 18, 2014

tinkerbell wannab

Tinkerbell wannabs, are known for ruing peoples lives. And are also known for being bitches.

Omg, did you know that Emily, Becky and their crew are tinkerbell wannabs?

by WG thugette September 24, 2005

do you want a vimto chewit lad

a phrase said by someone who wants to give out vimto chewits

Louis: ey

Dom: yo louis

Louis: do you want a vimto chewit lad

Dom: yes lad

by buy me free games September 18, 2018

wang jangle

To stir or mix

I'm just going go ahead and wang jangle this potato salad.

by dub-a-lub-a-dub-dub November 8, 2015

i wanna die

when u wanna die

Depressed child: I wanna die.
Adult: oH.

by cheese_samich February 19, 2017

memory wank

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower

by fonzatron2000 May 9, 2007

wang scabbard

a place for storing one's wang in between battles.

Your mom is a total wang scabbard.

by Vulva Hammer April 12, 2010