vajessica

a gorgeous, snobby, and overall insanely bitchy person who appears normal but under it all, has the ability to kill...like a swan

Person 1: Do you see that pretty girl over there?
Person 2: Oh yeah she's from the Upper East Side
Person 1: Oh she must be a vajessica

by 2amazing2btamed October 27, 2011

vajeenis

noun: girl junk

Your vajeenis is looking fine, girl!
Dang you got a sexy vajeenis!
Shake your bonbons baby! Ya, your vajeenis is the bomb!
Your vajeenis is so sexy!

by wenis-licker101 December 1, 2011

Vajillied

the act of when a girl stick her finger in her wet vagina and then proceeds to stick her finger in your ear as if she was giving you a wet willy.

My girlfriend got me good .. she vajillied me!!

by Tammilet May 23, 2011

vajscape

The trimming or shaving of women's pubic hair for aesthetic effect.

"You need to do some vajscaping, it's out of control."
"I know, I'm heading to my waxer to get vajscaped."

by greenhaven November 21, 2011

Vajongo

The act of playing bongo on your vaginal region, as if it were a musical instrument.

Boyfriend: what the shit are you doing to your vagina???

Girlfriend: playing vajongo, BITCH!!! now make me a sammich

by frootles92q75 March 6, 2012

vajowl

A person with such terrible botox their lips look like a swollen vagina. Commonly associated with guidos, guidettes and people with orange skin.

Angela gets botox so much the vajowl that is her mouth should have a censor bar over it.

by methlabpolitiks July 10, 2012

vajingjang

a chinese vagina

i got a chinese girlriend on the weekend i pounded her vajingjang

by TROLLmast3r November 12, 2012