u jelly?

Asking and usually implying someone is jealous of something that makes you better than them. Usually the reaction is hilarious.

Person A: How did I get a D?!

Person B: I got an A+!

Person A: FUUUUU!

Person B: u jelly?

by Aura Person April 15, 2013

u ride

When you have to take a piss. U is for urination.

Also a rap song by DSU

Hey man, watch my beer, I gotta go take a U ride.

by Phil N April 25, 2006

U Turn

When you take a 12 inch double headed dildo, put one end in a girls vagina and the other in the anus. Thus the dildo forms the shape of a "U"

Oh man, i was rammin my chick with a double headed dildo last night and i put the shit in her ass, so i fuckin pulled a U turn on that slut

by Poop Stain Shane March 13, 2008

eff u

What emo's say because their parents will kill 'em if they say a sweary word.

emo: damn, my eyeline pencil broke :(
emo's friend: haha, you suck!
emo: eff u!
emo's friend: uhhhh... don't you mean FUCK YOU!?!
emo: SHUT IT! my mom will kill me if she hears me swearing, man!
emo's friend: oh, sorry dude!

by americanbeauty August 12, 2007

jcrew u

Miami University in Ohio.

Person 1: I go to jcrew u
Person 2: O! My brother goes to Miami too!

by miamigirl April 9, 2007

Hows u

Hows u is short for; “How are you?” -Or- “How are you doing?”
But it also depends in which sentence you use it.
Like for instance if u say; “hows ur studies doing?” Then it would mean; “How are ur studies doing?
So let’s say its more like when u put “u” or “ur” that changes the meaning of the word a bit.

-Hows u?
-I am doing fine ty and u?
-I am ok!
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-Hows ur gf/bf doing?
-He/She is doing just fine, ty and u?
-I’m doing ok.

by Sdw1star December 13, 2008

F U

Acronym for "Fuck You!" for those nice people who just can't seem to let the swear word slip.

"F U you big fat meanie!"

by L to tha IZ January 15, 2009