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tristan murphy

some who breaks up with people over text
oh you dated tristan murphy
yeah! he didnt wait to see me in person and broke up with me over text without ever fucking checking in
by apersonnnig February 13, 2022
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Tristan.C

He’s super sexy and bangs anything he sees. Has super Asian sight and loves noodles
Girl:let’s bang
Tristan.C:get ready that pussy
by Episness February 16, 2022
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Tristan

i love Tristan
by sofia gg March 1, 2022
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Tristan

A guy with a massive horse peen and will penetrate that kitty. He particularly goes for girls named Amelia.
Tristan: wsg girl?
Amelia: Omg your so hot!
by randomguy89 March 3, 2022
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tristan

people named tristan are slow asf.
by aprillikespring March 11, 2022
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Tristan Moment

When a guy bearing the name of Tristan, unpromptedly and all of a sudden acts in a particular manner that is very much prone to result in the destruction of objects. Usually accompanied by heavy beatboxing or other ways of producing rythmical sounds.
Tobias : " Tristan, stop trying to put the LED into the socket!"

*LED explodes*

Pat: " This is such a Tristan Moment. "

*Tristan starts to shred it vocally-*
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tristan

he is a great person in general and you can be on call with him for hours and not even realize, he will make you really happy and make u smile whenever. they have beautiful brown eyes and a w smile. he has great advice and will make you feel safe whenever. hes crazy af but a little stupid and funny. keep that kid bro, you wont regret it.
TRISTAN IS A WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

TRISTAN FAN CLUB
by genny penny March 17, 2022
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