chocolate train

n. Essentially a conga line, but all the members are naked homosexuals.

Lance: <fag lisp> Omygosh!! That was some crazy shit last night!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Yeah... like, that chocolate train was awesome...
Lance: <fag lisp> Boyfriend, you don't even KNOW... I was at the front!
Blaine: <fag lisp> Ohmygawsh... i SOO wanted to be at the front...
Lance: <fag lisp> Hah haa! I got rammed harder than you!

by Phoenix Wrong May 28, 2007

Midnight Train

A sexual possition invented by comedians Ray Peacock and Ed Gamble from the Peacock and Gamble Podcast. The practice was made in honour of Annabel Chong and involves a train of guys performing anal sex on a single woman. The term Mignight is in reference to it being specefically anal penetration. Legend has it that the term midnight is also due to Ray Peacock using Brown Sauce as lubricant.

Creg and his fret brothers pulled a midnight train on one of the soccer girls last night after the game.

by Hugh G Phallus September 19, 2009

Training

The act of letting all the zombies spawn in a Call of Duty zombies match and running laps around the map. Once all the zombies spawn you kill them and start the cycle over.

Person 1- How did you get to round 33 on zombies last night?
Person 2- I was just Training the entire time.

by Duce Good For You May 25, 2011

Steampunk Trainwreck

Generally, one who seeks to emote or personify a member of the Steampunk Subculture. Although most real steampunks don't claim it as a lifestyle and more of a hobby or interest, a 'Trainwreck" as it were is simply a poser who will copy or rip off one of the more original members of this genre.

A trainwreck will most likely be an outsider, nerd, outcast, undesirable who for lack of any other originality will slowly research the hell out of steampunk and try to create a personality founded in Steampunk. Generally, an Airship captain, pirate, scientist, explorer or otherwise. Steampunk is NOT cosplay, and therefore more of an interest in the literary subculture than a way of living your life out through fantasy.

Although Steampunk is founded in Victorian clothing, a trainwreck will take aesthetics too far; claiming it as a lifestyle will most likely be an easy way to spot a poser. In many cases, said Trainwreck will try to create social groups with friends who would generally not be seen in public with them. Posers will secretly harbor jealousy, and envy of the more original members of this social group, often over compensating by becoming uber Steampunk, thus outing themselves as a nerd wanna be of the group.

OMFG, He thinks he's an Airship captain?! Jesus he's even instructing others in the finer points of being a Steampunk! Jesus, doesn't he know he's a Steampunk Trainwreck?

by Capt. Leguminous Caligari December 29, 2009

trainer red

The most BADASS pokemon trainer or person ever. He has a hot girlfreind named yellow, and is assisted by his partner pika.

Trainer Red is the coolest guy ever!!

by Freakin Trainer Red May 22, 2014

Time Train

A coloquial term used in the mountains refering to toking that shit like there is no tomoro.

Man, tony was ridin the time train all night long! He woke up this morning and the time train left him somewhere where he had no idea where he was.

Hey man, You wana go ride the time train?

by I like george clooney April 3, 2007

Tennessee Traintracks

When you get someone to smile really wide to expose their braces, then rub the head of your dick all over their braces from side to side while blowing on a wooden train whistle.

Guy 1: So what did you get up to last night?

Guy 2: Man, this bitch at the bar wanted me to give her the Tennessee Traintracks so I took her home and blew my wood whistle all over her nasty whore mouth.

by Da Phlex June 21, 2009