The tireds

A case of the tireds when someone is so over tired for a long period of time as if it was an illness.

Nicola:"you sound tired Ian."

Ian: "I've got a bad case of the tireds, more and more people seem to have it in our broken society Nic."

Nicola:"you should start the revolution."

Ian: "I'd have done it already if I didn't have the tireds."

by WordallySmart February 22, 2019

Tired

Rolling really fast attached to an axle.

That man was tired this evening.

by Tired man November 28, 2023

Tire tugging

The act of masturbating while simultaneously driving a car.

Jim was horny and stuck in traffic so he started tire tugging while the driver in the adjacent lane looked in disgust.

by jimmydeansballsack February 29, 2024

Hairy tire

The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.

Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.

by spissatus February 16, 2019

Shower tired

Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”

I can’t right now because I’m shower tired.

by Photogal November 10, 2022

Legs'er lil tired

When you consume a large amount of alcohol and you blame you're stumbling on your legs being a lil tired

Man 1: (man stumbles over stairs) man my legs'er lil tired

Man 2: no they aren't you're monged!

by Opposum March 8, 2021

Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

by YellowAngel May 17, 2013