sober syndrome

The act of being sober for 78 days and gaslighting alcoholics

“Austin and blase you guys are gonna drink 12 beers tonight huh?” “Kev man you really have sober syndrome”

by Levinator28 July 17, 2023

Sober virgin abstinent

A human, who does not lie about not drinking alcohol, not consuming drugs, and doesn't fornicate with street trash and peasantry before marriage with commons street urchins.

I always assumed to gain a princess like Paige Bueckers, one had to commit to being a sober virgin abstinent.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

slerk

The combination of “slay” and “werk”

Oh my God Patrick, you slerk so hard.

by qaimaqam September 5, 2023

sklerg

a real chill nonchalant dude that really don't gaf of what others think cus he jus like that fr

Person 1: "Man Alexander is just a real sklerger, he really is just there and I fuck with him for that"
Person 2: "I know, dude, I wish I was a sklerger!"

by cumballs156 September 6, 2023

Sober October

Some bitch-made shit suburban dudes do to appease the other bitch made people around them.

Involves refraining from drugs and alcohol for one month and the doing that shit the other eleven

- Horge: Haven’t seen Schmirby this month

-Zaring: This that Sober October month he act like bitch

by Ohhhohhh September 23, 2023

Sober

Sober is just not black out drunk

I am sober because I can stand up without falling down

I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap

by Plymuni23 October 5, 2023

Soberaphobia

Fear of being sober. Can’t go without getting hammered.

Every morning I wake up my soberaphobia kicks in.

by ALEW2 October 31, 2023