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smoothing

The act of increasing the smoothness factor of a currently smoothless surface by a coefficient of 1 or greater

It is considered improper to pronounce the word without making a waving hand motion underneath your chin.

Should the term arise in daily conversation, without a hand motion being made, the term will be repeated with the inclusion of the hand gesture.
I was smoothing my intake manifold when I..

smoothing *hand motion

... ran across a dirty runner
by Danger Craiu March 3, 2009
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Smoothie

When you get roofied and wake up with no underwear and shaved completely smooth....
I dropped some Rohypnol (roofie) in her drink and gave her a smoothie...

Went from Shag carpet to laminate flooring *grins*
by Runcle Paul November 20, 2013
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Sour Apple Smoothie

You eat it like its pussy but its a dick
by Christian Owens123 April 5, 2019
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Smoothie

A blow job.

Originally nicknamed by my boyfriend and me for.... no apparent reason, really.
I believe it's time for your smoothie....

Ooer....
by Bela Rasmussen September 28, 2004
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Anal Creampie Smoothie

The act of doing anal with your girlfriend/partner, cumming in their ass, your partner shitting out feces and semen into a blender, adding milk, ice and assorted fruit, then eating the drink together.
Amanda and i just had an Anal Creampie Smoothie, it was amazing.
by Izzy Rogues October 11, 2013
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smooth

1. That troll is smooth
2. God is smooth
by anonymous March 18, 2005
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smoothie

A smoothie is a penis. Sometimes it protrudes through the pants and plays quite the eye candy, to say the least. It can be obvious, or sometimes an inconspicuous "smoothie". It's a codeword and no one will know what you're talking about :P. It's a rather nice word, which can correlate to a slurping sound one could make. Like drinking a smoothie through a straw. I don't know how my friend and I invented this word, but we use it, A LOT.
Dude, look at the smoothie he's got!
by nymphomanic514 April 5, 2009
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