That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

by the muff slapper May 8, 2010

muffin smash

To force your vagina on someone's face.

"dude, we were just hanging out and the next thing I know I got muffin smashed. "

by High5yourcat November 3, 2015

Smash her backdoors in

when girl is sexy and a guy wants to have sex with her he might say he'd love to smash her back doors in, in the act of sex

Guy: She's fine i'd love to smash her backdoors in

by MrHighway April 11, 2011

smash

to drop a load, to take a number 2, to shit, to poop

My bowels were rumbling because I had to take a smash real bad.

by finder_error September 17, 2002

Smash Town

when a guy is sure or confident he is going to hook up with a girl hes going to see later

Bro 1: yeah dude im ganna take gillian to smash town tonight!

Bro 2: NICE brosef

by ineedafsn June 29, 2009

Smash Bros Brawl

The worse Smash Bros game with the best theme song out of all 5 Smash games.

Smash Bros Brawl is the worse Smash Bros game

by Not Shreky Boi April 18, 2019

gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008