Schmick

Verb: “Schmick” To jerk off, male masturbation, spank the monkey.

Made popular by the men’s rowing team at the University of Michigan

“Man I haven’t schmicked in over a week, I’ve built up so much tension”

by BenDover12x March 9, 2024

schmackofatz

When something tastes very good in Germany.

Now this is a real schmackofatz!

by imbricitor April 12, 2024

schmackofatz

When something tastes very good in Germany. Borrowed from German "Schmackofatz"

Now this is a real schmackofatz!

by imbricitor April 12, 2024

Schnücklesloot

Noun. Bastardized Dutch: one who is obsessed with snuggling; a slut for cuddles

Wife: "please cuddle with me for 10 more minutes. I'm sorry I'm such a Schnücklesloot."
Husband: " Of course. I love that you're a Schnücklesloot.

by D-Spec88 May 21, 2024

schmurkmadurk

You’ve heard of suicide but that’s old and boring this is that indescribable feeling of loneliness and depression and fear of never being loved or good enough for those around u and the only option u have left it to schmurkmadurk

You: dude I stayed up all night girl just broke up with me and I just failed a bench pr imma schmurkmadurk

by Shjshd July 2, 2024

Schmuking

When your homies blumpkin technique is so good that you close your eyes and pretend it’s a girl.

I was schmuking last night because my bro was flirting with me a little to much- scheming

by Schmuking December 8, 2024

Schmeckldwarf

A word that can mean anything good or bad it is used to describe someone

Schmeckldwarf a word with a description that means good and bad depending on the scenario.

by Lei the sigma February 25, 2026