scamopoly

Making up rules in monopoly in a way that only benefits yourself.

Jerome- I know I just landed on your property and have to pay about $5000 in rent. So Instead of going bankrupt, I'll just go ahead and take a $10,000 loan from the bank.

Shante- What the hell is this? Scamopoly?

by DontFallForTheOkieDoke February 23, 2015

schmoogie

Promotional item, with company logo and contact info, given to promote a company name. Items usually include clothing, hats, pens, office supplies, magnets, etc.

The salesmen were giving out schmoogies to the customers to advertise our name in their office. Putting our name on the schmoogies makes them remember us more than the competition.

by kardiak October 24, 2008

schmoop

To give blowjobs to random people in bars and on the street.

My friends and I had a schmoop party downtown last week.

by brcu May 28, 2010

Schloft

Vaginal discharge; Girl's cum

If the schloft smells bed, stay away.

by John December 3, 2003

schmoo

1. a yeast cell, just before it buds.
2. an unhygienic person who has wide hips and a full belly.

stavros lomvardas is a schmoo.

by petros May 18, 2003

Schmow

its a random outburst of humor.
its what kills the awkward silence in the room

(silence)
SCHMOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmfao!
wtf was tht?

by Quan's the original October 17, 2008

Schmoo

Not to be confused with the word to replace the ones you do not know in a song, this word is used to describe a part of the human anatomy.

A Schmoo should be defined as the trunk like overhang of foreskin on an uncut man's penis. The little 'nose' that dangles so cheerfully at the end of one's trouser snake.

His Schmoo was really pronounced!

by The Machine Wizard January 6, 2011