Fanny Slapper

One whom excels in the art of playing with their own genatalier.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.

Darnell: Look at that dyke over their, i bet she's a fanny slapper!

Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.

by Rubber JonDom July 23, 2012

knee-slapper

antonym for a bad and cheesy joke

Guy 1: what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Guy 2: Idk what?

Guy 1: nacho cheese

Guy 2: now that's a knee-slapper!!!

by billystiggle February 3, 2012

Phantom Sipper

Someone who doesn't finish their alcohol before they open a new can/bottle and then doesn't admit that the unfinished drinks are theirs. This results in numerous half-full drinks left lying around.

John: "Who keeps leaving these half-full bottles around?"

Ben(Phantom Sipper): "Not me."

John: "Someone is a phantom sipper!"

by HH_Reezy January 18, 2013

Last Supper

The final act of a women's bachelorette party, when all the male strippers surround the women, and proceed to gangbang her.

Groom: Honey, are you alright?
Bride: Yeah, my body's just sore
Groom: How come?
Bride: That last supper went on for hours!

by Sir Dro May 19, 2014

pasty slapper

A pasty slapper is a person who will hit a person in school and ask for a fight but as soon as he is threatened he will run away and tell a teacher.

Josh you fucking pasty slapper get here now so i can beat your ass.

by Pasty__slapper January 11, 2018

Dinner, Supper and Deserved

This is the act of holding oneself from going to the bathroom, despite the need,during two meals. "Deserved" stands for the release one gets upon achieval.

It was hard, but I'm glad I went through dinner, supper and deserved.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

red snapper

country slang for a budweiser

go to the cooler and get me another red snapper

by mark28 October 18, 2008