Nut Rubber 

Nut Rubber, a noun, a person who specializes in rubbing a mans nuts, with care and love.

I asked my girl to give me a hummer last night and all she did was rub my nuts....damn Nut Rubber.

Nut Rubber by Mr. Blue Balls August 27, 2013

mother rubber

when a male masturbates and screams his mother's name. At this point, it is a race to rub one out before she makes it to your room.

"man my mom caught me because i tried pulling a mother rubber and lost..."

mother rubber by teddyruxpin May 17, 2014

Run Over Rubber Dog Shit 

Its how you describe to someone that you are absolutely flat on your back from influenza or a cold and unable to even stand up to do the most menial tasks in life like going to the bathroom or eating

Bill: I heard that you have the flu, how are you feeling?

Tom: Well Bill , I happen to feel like Run Over Rubber Dog Shit, its absolutely terrible

Run Over Rubber Dog Shit by Freeze_Riggs July 3, 2016

burnt rubber cooter 

1). The rancid aroma of a vagina thats been pounded to the point of dryness by a condom wrapped penis.

Ex. " Now that Lisa has burnt rubber cooter, we had to cancel dinner with her parents, there is no hiding that smell!"

burnt rubber cooter by wild chewbacca August 25, 2011

blown rubber

Plain & simple: a used condom.

Look behind the bar! There's a fucking blown rubber back there!! Who the hell had sex there last night?!?

blown rubber by Telephony June 14, 2016

noodle rubber 

Another slang term for lesbian, gay, LGBTQ, or anyone you hate.

I was sitting in a restaurant and i saw 2 ladies in birkenstocks and flannel shirts and thought to myself, them some Noodle Rubbers.

noodle rubber by UnlovelyTomb June 30, 2017

Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door 

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