running on retard 

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.

EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.

running on retard by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011

Double Agent Retard 

When you are a genuine retard but have the social skills to maneuver your way into an unfavorable social scenario and pass as a non-retard.

Double agent retard, double agent retard; double agent retard (double agent retard) / double agent retard.

If you are reading this, you are likely a double agent retard.

Double Agent Retard by Chris is fag July 23, 2019

Fat fucking Retard

FFR or Fat-fucking-retard is a person who votes for names on urban dictionary

FFRs usually have a ego that huge of Uranus

Her: omg ill put myself into urban dictionary
Him: thats why noone wants to fuck you you fat fucking retard

Fat fucking Retard by I had sex :) December 16, 2020

retard chariot 

4 wheeler A.K.A. Quad

He parked his retard chariot at the top of the hill, right in my path!

retard chariot by Peoples Lizard March 31, 2008

Half Retard 

Someone who is stupid to the extent of haveing one-too-many chromosomes, but phenomenomely has no genetic or mental diseases to give the person the excuse for being so goddamn stupid.

There are alot of Half Retards on this site. So how about instead of bitching tell me how to correctly spell phenomenomely in a creative degraading way.

Half Retard by Madd Jester December 16, 2004

situational awareness retard 

anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.

"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."

situational awareness retard by ben d October 23, 2005

Retard 

anyone who plays runescape.

runescape is for retards.

Retard by ruinescape 10 12 2007 June 27, 2008